JUST FOR FUN
WIN 2000
(insert WIN 20xx to continue: WW)
The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the planned Windows 2000:
| Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue. |
| Press any key to continue or any other key to quit. |
| Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE! |
| Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner. |
| This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game? |
| Windows message: "Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)" |
| This is a message from God Gates: "Rebooting the world. Please log off." |
| To "shut down" your system, type "WIN" |
| BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding. |
| COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup in cup holder and press any key. |
| File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N) |
| Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N) |
| Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User. |
| Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N) |
| WinErr 16547: LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL & PAPER.SYS) |
| User Error: Replace user. |
| Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)" |
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Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles have been deleted. The police are on the way. |
| User Error: Intelligence Resource Level Insufficient |
| Netscape.exe... Bad file name... May we suggest M/S Internet Explorer? (Y/Y) |